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And you thought I was weird
If you've been reading for any length of time, you know I have this whole weird foot phobia thing. I hate feet. My feet, your feet, his feet, her feet, fuzzy fur feet. They're disgusting. I'd just as...
View ArticleA new meme
From the lovely Used*To*Be*Me Bold the states you’ve been to, underline the states you’ve lived in and italicize the state you’re in now… Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado /...
View ArticleBuon Compleanno
So I'm turning 29 again tomorrow. Since last year, I moved to another state, started working from home, have been to more shows that you could shake a stick at (and I'll give a dollar to anyone who can...
View ArticlePerfection
So I'm a little late posting today, but it's still daylight somewhere in the country, so I'm okay. Thank you for the birthday wishes and yes, I did get a little drunk. I have to say, I had the...
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Another meme from Used*To*Be*Me (you're going to keep giving me stuff to blog, right?) Not where I want to be but way better than I thought I was....Greed:Low Gluttony:Medium Wrath:Medium Sloth:Medium...
View ArticleQuestion of the week
So ladies, honestly now, how much say does your significant other have in the, uh, style of your pubic hair? Do you go strictly by what you like or what your partner likes? Or is it a compromise?...
View ArticleBeyond snips and snails and puppydog tails
Do you know what the worst part of parenting is? Way worse than sleepless nights, projectile vomiting and exploding shitty diapers? More tug-at-your-heart sadder than the first day of school, the first...
View ArticleThe other white meat
Bottlecap pushed me down the stairs Friday evening. My tailbone took the brunt of the initial impact though my back hit every tread during my progress down the remaining stairs. I think he's decided he...
View ArticleBoring
I know, I too waited all day for Used*To*Be*Me to post a meme but she let me down. She let us all down... Yea, I got nothing. Oh, but Slick was found, so that's something. Turns out he took a wrong...
View ArticleYou a playa playa from the Himalayas?
Thing bought the Dark Angel box set (all two seasons of it) so that's what we've been watching in the evenings. It's bad. And not Road House kind of bad either but stick a fork in your head Death Bed...
View ArticleMy boobs are smaller!
I hate to admit it, but I've discovered it is a lot easier to exercise when you don't smoke. Dammit.
View ArticleIf you're not watching
Dollhouse, you should be. But keep your fucking mitts off Dichen Lachman. She's mine.
View ArticleOne thing, My Thing
So here's the thing, April sucks. This has been one of the worst months in recent memory. We've had everything from a relative getting a leukemia diagnosis to the death of a loved one. From notice of...
View ArticleDing Dong April is dead!
April, here forth known as the suck-ass month, is officially over so I think it's safe for me to come out of hiding. Keep your fingers crossed though. Thing and I had a wonderful time on our...
View ArticleHow can you be a smokin' 25 year old with an 18 year old son? :) *
The Boy turned 18 over the weekend. I'm not as sad or melancholy about it as I thought I would be though. Probably because he doesn't act any more like an adult than he did before. I don't think...
View ArticleYou would think computer nerds would know better
So have you seen the new feature of the Google Toolbar? The one in which when you open a new tab it shows your top 6 most visited websites? For my convenience... So, who in their right fucking mind...
View Article3 1/2 minutes
So if you've been a regular reader for the last couple years you know that The Thing and I are engaged. If you haven't been, surprise! I realize I don't talk about it much (ie. ever since it happened)...
View ArticleThe one where I explain what's been going on and why I drank all the wine
The Boy had his last day of class and preparations began for his graduation ceremony next week. I will not believe he actually graduated until it's all over and I'm holding his high school diploma in...
View ArticleJune is almost as bad as April except no one's died but it's only the 9th so...
To follow up; The Paperweight was green with envy. However, this has only served to make him even more of an utter ass than he is normally. And we thought it wasn't possible... But The Boy did graduate...
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